Considering how many ninjas I know – I thought I would share. So go on.. it’s the kind of theology no one can really be bothered by!
Deuteronomy 23:14 (Where God Uses His Ninja Powers of Protection For Good)
For the LORD your God moves about in your camp to protect you and to deliver your enemies to you.
Exodus 20:21 (Where God Only Hangs Out In Darkness, Just Like a Ninja)
The people remained at a distance, while Moses approached the thick darkness where God was.
Job 9:11(Where God Demonstrates Ninja Stealth)
When he passes me, I cannot see him;
when he goes by, I cannot perceive him.
Deuteronomy 31:15 (Where God Appears in Traditional Ninja Cloud)
Then the LORD appeared at the tent in a pillar of cloud, and the cloud stood over the entrance to the tent.
Genesis 32:25 (Where God Displays Ultimate Ninja Powers)
When the man saw that he could not overpower him, he touched the socket of Jacob’s hip so that his hip was wrenched as he wrestled with the man.